Nugget #23: Buttered Fingers, Paula Dean Approves

In Cleverness, Funny, Personal, Quotes on December 2, 2012 at 4:32 pm


“No, mother fucker!  I buttered my hands for nothing!”

Proven Fact: Butter cooking spray does not help nail polish dry faster.  This is backed by the scientific findings of a mid-day drunkie.



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