Nugget #45: Cocktails & Convos

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on February 25, 2013 at 2:44 pm

If you haven’t noticed, there is a running theme of alcohol consumption and idiocy with my crowd. Here is a lovely conversation I was able to witness between two friends. The subject was an older lady (early 50’s probably) across the bar who had obvious plastic surgery, pig-tailed hair, reading glasses, an ascot, and Ugg boots with a jean skirt.

Friend A: That looks like a playhouse. Is that right?
Friend B: Playboy
Friend A: Right…Oh, housemate, that’s what I was trying to say!
Friend B: Nope. Playmate.
Friend A: Damn. *Short Pause* It looks like she has glitzy eyelashes on.
Friend B: Those are glasses.

Either give up the convo or give up your cocktails, girl! It was at this point that we both told Friend A to just stop…

  1. That’s hilarious and reminds me why one of my friends checks us for tape recorders before we go out drinking. He’s rightly paranoid.


    • Haha! I have often entertained the thought of just having a couple of us trading around video cameras all night long to catch all the dumb and random stuff we pull. I may still do that one day…


      • It’s a dangerous game, but fun if done right. Warning: doing it at your wedding is not doing it right. My wife is still thinking of ways to punish a few friends and it’s been 7 years.



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