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Nugget #60: English are hard…
In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on May 1, 2014 at 4:11 pm“I’m living bicariously of you.”
Nugget #59: Bison and Condiments
In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on April 21, 2014 at 9:35 pm“What’s a stuffed buffalo without 2 gallons of mayonnaise?”
Dude conversations are the best nonsense ever to be heard, especially with a little beer thrown in the mix.
Nugget #58: The Great Debate
In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on February 26, 2014 at 4:00 pmWho are we? A philosophical question many people mull over in their lives. Here’s the absolute un-philosophical attempt to answer between two friends…
1: “We’re yuppies.”
2: “I don’t think you know what that word means.”
1: “Yeah. It means a person who does what they love in life and… does… yuppie stuff.”
2: “No. Yuppies are upper class stuck up people. We are not upper class. We are not really cultured.”
1: “Bikers think cultured people are yuppies.”
2: “We aren’t cultured.”
1: “Then no, I don’t know what yuppie means.”
Nugget #55: New Standards
In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on June 12, 2013 at 2:52 pm“I mean, I eat potato chips off my belly in sweats watching anime, for Christ‘s sake. If that’s what makes you hot, then I have underestimated myself.”
Nugget #50: Pregnancy Does Make People A Little Crazy…
In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on March 13, 2013 at 8:54 am“When I get pregnant, I’m gonna use that excuse for everything. I’m just gonna shit in somebody’s floor – ‘sorry, I’m pregnant.'”
I’ve heard of pregnancy brain, but this might be pushing it a little bit…
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Nugget #49: Even Made-Up Homies Protect Each Other
In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on March 11, 2013 at 12:02 pmMe: “I can’t be mean to her! We are in a desk knife gang together. We got each other’s backs. We will even have a song.”
My supervisor: “Murdaaa.”
Me: “Oh, for sure. Definitely Ja Rule.”
This, surprisingly, was not a very unusual conversation for my work place.
**I am not actually affiliated with a real gang. Only the one that my old office mate and I created upon both finding confiscated pocket knives in our desks during our office’s move. Cuz we bad.
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Nugget #47: Dating Standards
In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes, Uncategorized on March 5, 2013 at 12:09 pm“He has that kind of face that he could pull off a cardigan.”
My explanation as to why a certain individual would be a good match for one of my friends. Trust me, it 100% made sense in my head…