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Nugget #58: The Great Debate

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on February 26, 2014 at 4:00 pm

Who are we? A philosophical question many people mull over in their lives. Here’s the absolute un-philosophical attempt to answer between two friends…

1: “We’re yuppies.”
2: “I don’t think you know what that word means.”
1: “Yeah. It means a person who does what they love in life and… does… yuppie stuff.”
2: “No. Yuppies are upper class stuck up people. We are not upper class. We are not really cultured.”
1: “Bikers think cultured people are yuppies.”
2: “We aren’t cultured.”
1: “Then no, I don’t know what yuppie means.”

Nugget #53: Anxiety Makes For Strange Conversation…

In Cleverness, Funny, Pictures/Images on June 10, 2013 at 4:46 pm

For some people, social anxiety surpasses the average face to face communication. In this case, chatting online can turn quite strange…

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Nugget #45: Cocktails & Convos

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on February 25, 2013 at 2:44 pm

If you haven’t noticed, there is a running theme of alcohol consumption and idiocy with my crowd. Here is a lovely conversation I was able to witness between two friends. The subject was an older lady (early 50’s probably) across the bar who had obvious plastic surgery, pig-tailed hair, reading glasses, an ascot, and Ugg boots with a jean skirt.

Friend A: That looks like a playhouse. Is that right?
Friend B: Playboy
Friend A: Right…Oh, housemate, that’s what I was trying to say!
Friend B: Nope. Playmate.
Friend A: Damn. *Short Pause* It looks like she has glitzy eyelashes on.
Friend B: Those are glasses.

Either give up the convo or give up your cocktails, girl! It was at this point that we both told Friend A to just stop…

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