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Nugget #61: A Connoisseur, Of Sorts

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on June 3, 2014 at 7:53 pm

“You know what coffee reminds me of? Soup. Really good soup. For adults.”

Nugget #60: English are hard…

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on May 1, 2014 at 4:11 pm

“I’m living bicariously of you.”

Nugget #59: Bison and Condiments

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on April 21, 2014 at 9:35 pm

“What’s a stuffed buffalo without 2 gallons of mayonnaise?”

Dude conversations are the best nonsense ever to be heard, especially with a little beer thrown in the mix.

Nugget #58: The Great Debate

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on February 26, 2014 at 4:00 pm

Who are we? A philosophical question many people mull over in their lives. Here’s the absolute un-philosophical attempt to answer between two friends…

1: “We’re yuppies.”
2: “I don’t think you know what that word means.”
1: “Yeah. It means a person who does what they love in life and… does… yuppie stuff.”
2: “No. Yuppies are upper class stuck up people. We are not upper class. We are not really cultured.”
1: “Bikers think cultured people are yuppies.”
2: “We aren’t cultured.”
1: “Then no, I don’t know what yuppie means.”

Nugget #57: Just Another Day at the Office

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes, Work Related on September 25, 2013 at 8:30 pm

“I guess I spoiled him for buying him peanuts the other day, while he asked me about boobs and women’s penises. I told him he used the wrong word for girl’s privates, but he said he was right.”

-a re-telling of what has become normal conversation between case managers and clients at my work place. No two days are the same and you never know what might happen or be said. It’s these little things that make me enjoy my job 🙂

Nugget #55: New Standards

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on June 12, 2013 at 2:52 pm

“I mean, I eat potato chips off my belly in sweats watching anime, for Christ‘s sake. If that’s what makes you hot, then I have underestimated myself.”

Nugget #50: Pregnancy Does Make People A Little Crazy…

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on March 13, 2013 at 8:54 am

“When I get pregnant, I’m gonna use that excuse for everything. I’m just gonna shit in somebody’s floor – ‘sorry, I’m pregnant.'”

I’ve heard of pregnancy brain, but this might be pushing it a little bit…

Nugget #47: Dating Standards

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes, Uncategorized on March 5, 2013 at 12:09 pm

“He has that kind of face that he could pull off a cardigan.”

My explanation as to why a certain individual would be a good match for one of my friends. Trust me, it 100% made sense in my head…

Nugget #46: This is Politics, Right?

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on March 1, 2013 at 11:49 am

“You’re going to make a baby with him. I thought I’d already made that decision for you and your uterus…I’m feeling very Republican right now!”

Nugget #45: Cocktails & Convos

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on February 25, 2013 at 2:44 pm

If you haven’t noticed, there is a running theme of alcohol consumption and idiocy with my crowd. Here is a lovely conversation I was able to witness between two friends. The subject was an older lady (early 50’s probably) across the bar who had obvious plastic surgery, pig-tailed hair, reading glasses, an ascot, and Ugg boots with a jean skirt.

Friend A: That looks like a playhouse. Is that right?
Friend B: Playboy
Friend A: Right…Oh, housemate, that’s what I was trying to say!
Friend B: Nope. Playmate.
Friend A: Damn. *Short Pause* It looks like she has glitzy eyelashes on.
Friend B: Those are glasses.

Either give up the convo or give up your cocktails, girl! It was at this point that we both told Friend A to just stop…

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