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Nugget #61: A Connoisseur, Of Sorts

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on June 3, 2014 at 7:53 pm

“You know what coffee reminds me of? Soup. Really good soup. For adults.”

Nugget #60: English are hard…

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on May 1, 2014 at 4:11 pm

“I’m living bicariously of you.”

Nugget #59: Bison and Condiments

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on April 21, 2014 at 9:35 pm

“What’s a stuffed buffalo without 2 gallons of mayonnaise?”

Dude conversations are the best nonsense ever to be heard, especially with a little beer thrown in the mix.

Nugget #58: The Great Debate

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on February 26, 2014 at 4:00 pm

Who are we? A philosophical question many people mull over in their lives. Here’s the absolute un-philosophical attempt to answer between two friends…

1: “We’re yuppies.”
2: “I don’t think you know what that word means.”
1: “Yeah. It means a person who does what they love in life and… does… yuppie stuff.”
2: “No. Yuppies are upper class stuck up people. We are not upper class. We are not really cultured.”
1: “Bikers think cultured people are yuppies.”
2: “We aren’t cultured.”
1: “Then no, I don’t know what yuppie means.”

Nugget #57: Just Another Day at the Office

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes, Work Related on September 25, 2013 at 8:30 pm

“I guess I spoiled him for buying him peanuts the other day, while he asked me about boobs and women’s penises. I told him he used the wrong word for girl’s privates, but he said he was right.”

-a re-telling of what has become normal conversation between case managers and clients at my work place. No two days are the same and you never know what might happen or be said. It’s these little things that make me enjoy my job ūüôā

Nugget #56: My Prayers Were Answered

In Cleverness, Funny, Pictures/Images on September 9, 2013 at 1:44 pm

Everyone remember one my first Nuggets about my friend’s hilarious married name? ¬†The Nugget was entitled “Hey, Leno, Lookie Here,” click that if you still need a refresher. ¬†Anyways, my prayers were answered and visual proof provided via Facebook:

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The only thing that makes this even better than I could have imagined is the little statement peeking out right at the bottom, partially cut off but still able to be made out. ¬†Introducing and giving a quick background on the groom: “…is the grandson of Joann and Dick Wiener.” I lost it. ¬†Still lose it every time I see it.

Nugget #55: New Standards

In Cleverness, Funny, Quotes on June 12, 2013 at 2:52 pm

“I mean, I eat potato chips off my belly in sweats watching anime, for Christ‘s sake. If that’s what makes you hot, then I have underestimated myself.”

Nugget #54: A Little Penis Humor In The Morning

In Cleverness, Funny, Pictures/Images on June 12, 2013 at 2:48 pm

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Nugget #53: Anxiety Makes For Strange Conversation…

In Cleverness, Funny, Pictures/Images on June 10, 2013 at 4:46 pm

For some people, social anxiety surpasses the average face to face communication. In this case, chatting online can turn quite strange…

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Nugget #52: Its Not What It Looks Like!

In Cleverness, Funny, Pictures/Images on April 22, 2013 at 9:58 pm

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Yoga class was rough. Wait, we are still talking about yoga, right? Right…

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