Everyone remember one my first Nuggets about my friend’s hilarious married name? The Nugget was entitled “Hey, Leno, Lookie Here,” click that if you still need a refresher. Anyways, my prayers were answered and visual proof provided via Facebook:
The only thing that makes this even better than I could have imagined is the little statement peeking out right at the bottom, partially cut off but still able to be made out. Introducing and giving a quick background on the groom: “…is the grandson of Joann and Dick Wiener.” I lost it. Still lose it every time I see it.
This is oddly reminiscent of a certain Youtube personality, Miranda. I also follow her on Twitter, and all of her posts are of this quality. The difference is that her’s is done purposefully…
Calle Ocho 2011 (46 of 50) (Photo credit: photo-gator)
She hates the thought of being friends with certain people that annoy her, almost as much as she hates Pitbull and his style of music making (Big city, big city, random spanish word = somehow radio worthy).
These two go hand in hand, so I figured I’d just post them poth together.
My friend and I found a candle of a…unique…design in a very odd shop on Beale Street while attending Memphis in May in Memphis, TN. Believe – this thing was purchased and sits atop a wall shelf in my friend’s home. But it also generated a story: a tale about an owner of a small business…
Soundbite: “The slogan is ‘drip, dry, and apply.’ The name: Cuntsty Candles.”
Apparently, in the Madagascar movie, the male hippo is trying to pick up the female hippo and uses some pretty funny lines about her large size. So we decided to use them inappropriately when we got separated after a long night out full of drinks:
Even worse was when I went on Youtube to see if I could find a clip of the scene where he says these things. Instead, I found this:
Guess who’s about to be sending this video to a ho on Facebook 🙂
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